Shit worth leaving your apartment for in London this week

EartH (Evolutionary Arts Hackney), Dalston

TODAY 7:00 PM • $40 GBP

“Turkish darkwave legends. Eyeliner mandatory, dancing inevitable.”

Ram Jam Records, Other

TODAY 8:00 PM • £7-8

“Seven quid to watch the next big thing bomb or kill. Coin flip, honestly.”

Prince Charles Cinema, Soho

TODAY 8:35 PM • £11.50-14.50

“Neo-Tokyo is about to explode. Again. In 4K. On a Sunday night.”

Prince Charles Cinema, Soho

TMRW 6:00 PM • See Website

“Both volumes, uncut, on 35mm. Four hours of Tarantino on a school night.”

Museum of Comedy, Other

TMRW 7:00 PM • See Website

“Monday night stand-up in an actual crypt. Your week can only improve.”

Museum of Comedy, Other

TMRW 7:00 PM • See Website

“Build a comedy character in eight weeks, then unleash it on a crypt full of strangers”

Prince Charles Cinema, Soho

TUE 6:00 PM • £11.50-14.50

“Yes you've seen it. No, not on 35mm in Leicester Square you haven't.”

Ram Jam Records, Other

TUE 8:00 PM • £3

“Quizmaster Richard has a £75 bar tab and no mercy. Doors 7pm.”

Prince Charles Cinema, Soho

TUE 8:35 PM • £11.50-14.50

“Iwai's teen fever dream about internet fandom, 25 years early and still devastating”

Union Chapel, Other

WED 6:00 PM • See Website

“Sanskrit chanting in a Victorian church. Leave your cynicism at the door.”

The Lexington, Other

WED 7:00 PM • See Website

“'90s queercore legends reunited, loud and unbothered. Pioneers, not nostalgia.”

Museum of Comedy, Other

WED 7:00 PM • See Website

“Fully improvised musical built from your worst suggestion. Songs and everything.”

Prince Charles Cinema, Soho

WED 8:40 PM • £11.50-14.50

“Nobody tells you what's screening until the lights go down. Pure gamble.”

HERE at Outernet, Soho

THU 7:00 PM • $25 GBP

“Lo-fi house from the guy named after Seinfeld. No, he does not do bits.”

Up the Creek, South London

THU 8:00 PM • See Website

“15 comics, 5 minutes each, and the crowd can kill the stage lights. Bring your bloodlust.”

Troxy, East London

FRI 7:00 PM • $44 GBP

“Evan Dando in an art deco palace. Everybody will sing the Simon & Garfunkel one.”

Prince Charles Cinema, Soho

FRI 8:45 PM • £14.50

“Lynch on 35mm at 8:45pm. Still nobody knows what the blue box means.”

Prince Charles Cinema, Soho

SAT 12:30 PM • £11.50

“Saturday lunchtime dinosaurs in 4K. Hold onto your butts, Leicester Square.”

Finsbury Park, Other

SAT 5:30 PM • See Website

“Litre steins, pork knuckle and an oompah band in a giant tent in Finsbury Park.”

The Bill Murray, Other

SUN 7:00 PM • $16 GBP

“Australian doom-goblin does stand-up in a pub back room. Genuinely unwell energy.”

The Lower Third, Soho

SUN 7:30 PM • See Website

“Sleazy synth-pop character study in a Denmark Street basement. Sax solos guaranteed.”